She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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