It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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