you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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