He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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