Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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