I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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