And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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