rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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