At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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