they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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