I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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