she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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