I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
