I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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