This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
