ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Rumble strips road head = magical
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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