Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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