the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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