I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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