Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Redeem this text for a blowjob
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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