handjob tips. give me some.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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