I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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