The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
