Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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