There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
