Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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