i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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