just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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