I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Come on in and take your pants off
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