he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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