found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I have fence marks all over my body
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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