If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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