im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
