He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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