She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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