At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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