i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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