"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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