We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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