I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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