i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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