I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I have post one night stand depression
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