is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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