so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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