Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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