I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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