Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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