her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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