Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am in a vortex of obligation.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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