She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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