yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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