Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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