I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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